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WTF Friday: Who Are You Freaks? May 6, 2011

Posted by J. in Genius, Other People's Genius.
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Time for another round of “What Search Brought You Here?”

If you’re here because you are one of the two people that searched for guy doing a girl in the vag and this is where the Internets deposited your perverted ass, I’m sorry to disappoint you.  But here’s something I found that might be nice for a guy looking to put purls in a bag:

It was a toss-up between this one and "I learned to knit in prison."

If you came here looking for some hardcore porn from Google, you deserve a picture of a knitting bag.  Can I just ask, who actually Googles that?  Who Googles their porn preference for straight sex?  Seriously, get another fucking hobby.  Knitting is nice.

Then again, I may have mentioned that I once Googled “dick cheese fetish” and trust me, there are things you can’t unsee.   I’m not even going to link to it because I can’t bring myself to look at it again. *shudders*

Someone else found this site by searching for emo college vagina.  Might have been faster searching for Girls of Brown University.  *pauses for laughter*  But seriously, folks, I did mention once wanting to kick an emo girl in the vagina, so that search is understandable, at least in as much as knowing how it got them here.  Not why you’d want to see an emo college vagina in the first place, though.  Just for shits and grins, I Googled it too.

I didn’t see any vaginas that looked particularly emo to me.  Maybe I’m just not hip enough to get it.

If you must go and look for yourself, don’t type in elmo vagina by mistake.  Ask me how I know.   Suffice it to say that there is some seriously disturbing copyright infringement going on out there.

Not as disturbing as pterodactyl tattoo on my pussy, however.  Although I do believe I’ve just added “I’d rather get a pterodactyl tattoo on my pussy than…” to my lexicon.

I also love whoever found me from i’m god you’re a cunt.

*sniggers*

Speaking of God, and my final entry for the night, is the enigmatic search term jesus hell slack wtf.

I know.  I have no idea what it means either, and entering it into any search engine wasn’t much help.  I wonder what someone was actually looking for?

Jesus?

Hell?

If you laughed at this too, I'll save you a seat in the handcart.

Slacks?

WTF?

I can't imagine continuing to do anything past the point where I've shit myself. But maybe that's just me.

I think that’s enough shit for one week.  As you were.

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1. Jenn in RI - May 6, 2011

Ooooooooooooh, the YMCA, Oooooooooh, help me, oh my …. HELL (I always thought I was going in a hand basket though—whatever that is!


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