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WTF Friday Redux: Clearly, I Have Issues February 25, 2011

Posted by J. in Genius.

Sistah tells me I could probably write a simple program that would pop up on my computer and remind me every day what day of the week we are on. One with a coffee cup, a cheery greeting, and some way to let me know that today is Thursday and not Friday.  I assured her that such things were beyond my capabilities. 

I posted WTF Friday a day early again. I wonder if anyone is starting to give thought to the state of my mental acuity.

I assure you, it’s not good.


But it gives me a chance before boarding the weekend slow ferry back around to Monday to remind you that I’ll be accepting topic ideas for my blog contest until well after you should be in bed Sunday night. Any topic is cool, you might win a sweet prize, you can enter as often as you like, and you may be immortalized in print for my tens of readers to enjoy.

If you haven’t entered already, what are you waiting for? The details of the contest are here.

Operators are standing by to take your call.

"Hello, my name is Betty. How may I assist you today?"



1. Yorkie - February 25, 2011

Were you looking for serious topic ideas or ones that will inspire you to write witty repartee? Ones that will plunge the depths of your twisted psyche and summon both demons and angels from your restless id…or ones that’ll give you moist knickers?

I think you should start with Motherhood and all the lies it entails. You could write volumes on it, I’m certain, but maybe you could do a short series on it.

If not that, then write about tits. People always like to read about tits.

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